|*song comes on radio*|
|Me:||Ariana Grande song.|
|Me:||It's that one girl that starred with Jennette McCurdy in "Sam & Cat".|
|Dave:||You mean Miranda Cosgrove?|
|Me:||Nah, you're thinking of "iCarly." This is a somewhat new show, although it was recently canceled.|
|Me:||Did you know that we are 27 and 29 year old men, respectively?|
I swear the more seasons I get into of the walking dead the more obsessed I get with Deryl Dixon ffs he is a pure god!
OMFG MY DAD WAS HOLDING MY NEPHEW AND HE WENT TO ‘HUGGLE’ MY DAD AND LEANT IN TO HUG HIM BUT QUICKLY RIPPED ONE OF HIS CHEST HAIR OUT INSTEAD AND MY DADS SCREAMING AND SWEARING AND YELLING ‘HOLD THE LITTLE SHIT’ AND ‘FUCK ME DOES THAT FUCKING HURT, OH SHIITT’ AND MY NEPHEW IS JUST SITTING THERE WITH A MASSIVE FUCKING SMUG GRIN HOLDING THE CHEST HAIR AND MY DADS NOW CONVINCED HE WAS DOING IT TO WIND HIM UP OMFG MAN I DO LOVE MY FAMILY SOMETIMES
THIS SHOULD BE ON EVERYONE’S BLOG.