do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.
Calm down John Green
'do not fall in love with people like me'
don’t worry i won’t
Mum: You need to eat more healthily if you want lovely skin for the summer..
* goes out and buys me 3 packs of biscuits *
* buys me chocolate *
* buys me crisps *
* ew fruit *
* wonders why I’m so unhealthy *
* wut *
*Me in the car with mum*
Me: *listens to La Dispute and Brand New*
Mum: “Dude, Are you deaf? I can hear your music from here..”
Me: “Just sit back and let me take you on a journey of awesomeness..”
Me: “Enjoy the wonderful music..”
Me: “You’re welcome..”
Mum: “What the fuck are you on?..”
Mum: “Are you popping mollies again..”